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18 Dec 2013

Social worker: Assault

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Teenage Years | 0

Feces, urine—the waste covered her.

18 Dec 2013

Corrections professional: Sale of controlled substances

by admin | posted in: Drunk + High, Luxury To Forget, No Record, The Color of Crime | 0

I think I just liked feeling different. I lacked any confidence, but when I altered my mind, it was bearable.

15 Dec 2013

Chief Financial and Operating Officer: Burglary

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Teenage Years | 0

Let’s just say I’m never going to be president.

15 Dec 2013

Filmmaker: Possession of Controlled Substances

by admin | posted in: College Days, Luxury To Forget, No Record, Teenage Years, The Color of Crime | 0

I’d say the majority of my crimes were motivated by getting fucked up when I was young and stupid and didn’t have legal access to anything. I started drinking recreationally the end of my freshman year in high school. My … Continued

15 Dec 2013

Bank teller: Theft

by admin | posted in: College Days, Luxury To Forget, No Record | 0

I didn’t need the money, but I wanted it.

13 Dec 2013

Attorney: Negligent Provocation of Wildfire

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Uncategorized | 0

Every weekend, I’d set out at dusk, my hand-me-down sedan pointed just south of the sagging sun.

12 Dec 2013

Teacher: Furnishing Alcohol to a Minor

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Uncategorized | 0

Here’s what happened: I purchased alcohol once for a family friend. I was thirty and teaching at the time. She was underage and in search of a drink. She was also depressed. I don’t know if I knew then that … Continued

9 Dec 2013

Student: Sale of Controlled Substances, Explosive Devices, and Shoplifting

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Teenage Years | 0

There wasn’t one isolated incident; it was a medley of acts.

9 Dec 2013

IT Systems Administrator: Wire Fraud and Conspiracy to Commit Credit Card Fraud

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Uncategorized | 0

I now work in IT systems administration: security and so forth. It goes without saying I wouldn’t have this job—or likely many others, had I been caught for something stupid I did back then.

5 Dec 2013

Teacher: Theft, Trespassing, Possession of Controlled Substances, Driving While Intoxicated

by admin | posted in: Luxury To Forget, No Record, Teenage Years | 0

I have that story. Everybody has that story. If you find someone who claims they’ve never committed a crime, either they’re lying, they have a poor memory, or they’re very abnormal.