I used to steal things, just because it was so easy. I’d tell people, “If you act like you’re supposed to be doing it, no one stops you.” I would take big things, like chairs, out of bars. Only one person ever questioned me – I just told him “They told me to take it out back.”
Most of the time I wouldn’t keep them, I would just do it to win a bar bet. Sometimes I’d leave the items in the parking lot, sometimes I’d bring them back.
I won the bet every time, though.