Should I tell you about the drug offenses? There’s marijuana, coke, LSD, Molly, study drugs. Sorry, this is really weird.
Oh, I stole a traffic cone.
I used a fake ID, peed in public, had an open container.
I have never been arrested, much less convicted.
Oh, I had sex on an international flight. I’m sorry—I was 18.
I’m nervous talking about it. It’s a little uncomfortable, you know? Wow. I am a criminal.
I know that my affluence, race, and gender play a role in this. I’m so fortunate to still be where I am today.
Most of it happened in college, and I don’t regret it. It’s a part of my life—of who I am. Those mistakes? I learned from them. I wouldn’t trade that.