Adulteration
I can’t help but think maybe one of those bottles went to someone who didn’t deserve it.
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Student: Trespassing
The judge told us it would be like it never happened: there would be no record.
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Biophysicist: First Degree Assault for the Benefit of a Gang
It wasn’t a question. It was an ultimatum. Do it, or you’re next.
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Teacher: DWI
There’s not much to tell. That is, it’s all a bit fuzzy.
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Media manager: Criminal Damage to Property
I’m not a bad person, even though I did something bad. It’s just not who I am.
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Transportation and Sale of Controlled Substances
It wasn’t very traumatic, but it was aromatic.
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Manager: Felony Theft
Whovians pay serious money for Daleks.
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Hiring manager: Terroristic Threats, Manufacturing of Explosive Devices, Assault
Once there’s a record, every youthful misadventure adds further proof that you need more punishment.
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Cop: Criminal Sexual Conduct, Sale of a Controlled Substance
It was a natural gravitation to becoming a cop, in spite of spending years living and working on the other side.
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5th Degree Assault
I railed up and punched him as hard as I possibly could in the ear.
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Government Employee: Public Urination
I am lucky to think of my criminal acts as fun nights with friends, not the incidents that ruined my job prospects.
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Graduate student: Insurance Fraud
Pretty much every crime that I’ve committed is something that I morally justify to myself. Here’s a small list.
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