Employment: The presence of a criminal record can more than halve the chances that a job applicant will receive a call back for a job interview.

Housing: Finding housing (public or private) is extremely difficult with a criminal record. This results in increased homelessness and split families – where the person with a record (a parent, child, or other family member) is forced to find shelter elsewhere.

Education: Despite no established link between criminal records and campus safety, records make admission into higher education – and financial assistance to support it – very difficult.

Working in licensed places and positions: State law prohibits people with certain records from working in fields or facilities with vulnerable people. Here, hundreds of crimes disqualify job applicants from seven years to life for records ranging from conviction to mere arrest.

Immigration: Criminal records can have a profound and permanent effect on one’s immigration status, results ranging from the inability to naturalize (and petition family members to live in the US) to deportation.

Voting: 70,000 Minnesotans can’t vote due to a felony conviction. This disproportionately impacts African Americans (10% disenfranchised) and Native Americans (6.5%). Meanwhile, research has shown that civic engagement can reduce recidivism.

Travel: Criminal records can prevent people from traveling outside of the United States, from crossing the Canadian border to obtaining a travel visa.

Government assistance: Criminal records, drug convictions in particular, can cause blockades to receiving government assistance for individuals and their families.

Mechanic: Theft and Destruction of Government Property, Reckless Discharge of a Firearm

40BuckShot

| Mechanic’s 40 point buck parking meter |

My uncle gave me a thirty-aught-six rifle, and he told me when he gave it to me that I’d have to get at least one deer with it, so I took the gun and didn’t really think about it.

I went to school, and the house I lived at – we were kind of notorious for having a kegger a month during the school time. So I’d been at the house; my roommates left. They got a car for dirt cheap – 500 bucks – and they were a little drunk and decided to go knock over some road signs. They came back to the house where I’m hosting this party. My roommate tells me to come down to his room, and he’s like, Hey, do you have any change on you? 

I go, What?

No, seriously, do you have any change on you?

Yeah, I’ve got, like, 50 cents.

Here, give it to me. We’ve got to pay the parking meter. As I go into his room, he’s got a double-posted parking meter sitting on his bed.

So we got an even better idea after we put the change in it. The red light starts blinking, and we’re pretty drunk and dumb, and we’re like, Oh, shit, they might be able to track this thing, ’cause we stole it.

We’re thinking there’s probably at least 50 bucks worth of change in the thing, so we grab my uncle’s rifle and went out to the country. From about 30 yards away, leaning back and forth ’cause I was pretty drunk, I took one shot at it and boom, right through the lock. The thing tips over, and about 40 bucks worth of change flies up.

We ended up ditching the parking meter, but I still have the lock – with a hole perfectly through the locking mechanism on it –in a box somewhere.

That’s the story. It wasn’t a 12-point buck. It was, I guess you could say, a ‘40-buck’ parking meter.